Impressley Funny T-Shirt for Men – “I Don’t Rise & Shine, I Curse & Wine” Tee

Elevate your casual wardrobe with the Impressley “I Don’t Rise & Shine, I Curse & Wine” Tee, one of the most eye-catching funny tshirts and funny t shirts for men you’ll find. Printed on our signature heavy-weight 220 GSM Classic Tee, this tshirt blends playful sarcasm with premium construction:

• Standout Design: High-contrast, distressed lettering declares your morning mood loud and clear—perfect for wine lovers and anyone who prefers a laugh over an alarm clock.

• Premium Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (22-singles knit) offers a rich, substantial drape without sacrificing softness.

• Durable Build: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder tape, and double-needle hems reinforce all the stress points for everyday reliability.

• True Fit: Preshrunk fabric ensures minimal shrinkage and consistent sizing—your favorite tshirts stay fit-for-purpose.

• Effortless Care: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low—ready for your next pour or just kicking back in style.

Whether you’re shopping for the ultimate funny shirt, a clever funny tshirt gift, or simply want to add a dose of humor to your tshirts collection, this Impressley tee delivers comfort, quality, and plenty of personality. Add it to your cart today and toast to doing mornings your way!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean